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Wednesday, October 26th, 2011
6:35 pm
In honor of Halloween:
Here is my Top Ten Favorite Horror Movies of All Time!:

10. Waxwork
This movie scared the bejeezus out of me when I was kid. The fucking werewolf (which kinda looks like a werebobcat) gave me nightmares, and started me down the path of loving/being terrified of big hairy monsters. There's also a midget, fun vampire shit, and spawned a fun sequal that had the delightful Bruce Campbell and the late David Carradine.

9. Creepshow
"Call me Billie!" Adrienne Barbeau. Crate monster. Nuff said. Watch it.

8. Slither
I enjoy Nathan Fillion and Night of the Creeps (which almost made this list), and when you smash those hands together, you get my number 8 pick.

7. Shaun of the Dead
Being a big zombie buff and Simon Pegg lover, of course I'd love this film. The Spaced reunion in the film made me happy.

6. Monster Squad
My brother and I had our parents rent this movie over and over again from the video store when we were kids. Will always hold a special place in my heart (right next to the Muppets).

5. Critters 2
The reason I don't dangle limbs all willy-nilly off the edge of the bed.

4. The People Under the Stairs
Sure it's a bit on the nose and blunt with it's socio-political commentary, but it has very strong/crazy performances by the two adult leads. S&M suits, secret passages, weird under the stair people, truly a unique film.

3. Evil Dead 2
I think Sam Raimi really hit a great balance between outright horror and comedy in this movie. The special effects are great, Bruce Campbell is always wonderful, and it has blood geysers!

2. Killer Klowns From Outer Space
I like to consider the theme song by The Dickies to be Donnie and I's song. God damn! Those clowns are fucking scary too!

1. Dead Alive
Easily my favorite movie of all time! Funny and VERY gory at the same time. I want to be Lionel taking the zombie baby to the park for Halloween some year. Grossest scene for me, was watching that guy with the mustache eat custard. I cannot watch people eat, it makes me queasy, especially if they have a big bushy mustache. "I kick ass for the lord!" "Your mother ate my dog!" Classic!

Friday, August 6th, 2010
7:55 pm
Joshy's Quote of the Day:
"Maggots, they're just fly kittens."

-Adam at work (yes, we deal with far too many maggots at work, people, you need to keep your pets clean and healthy!)
Monday, January 4th, 2010
12:47 pm
Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"I need someone with small child hands to stick their hand up this dog's ass!"

-yelled by a doctor at work who had a badly blocked up dog
Monday, December 14th, 2009
8:38 pm
My birthday...
Birthday is tomorrow, and I wasn't planning on doing anything (I usually push it to a different time of year. It's too close to Christmas). But at the insistence of several co-workers, I've decided that I shall be out at Barca on Capitol Hill at 8:30pm tomorrow night (12/15/09). Come join me if you feel so inclined :)
Wednesday, August 19th, 2009
2:21 pm
I'm exhausted and want a vacation.  Too bad tomorrow is my Monday :P
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009
1:28 pm
A bit out of left field, but...
I want to do terrible/sexy things to Ryan Kwanten.  The things I would do to his ass...mmmm...
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
6:14 pm
Fuck this heat.
I've officially given up on clothes today.  Far too hot.
Tuesday, July 28th, 2009
10:37 pm
Too hot.  Can't even function.

I can be seen next at a booth for my work (ACCES: Animal Critical Care and Emergency Services) at Pioneer Days this Saturday on 135th and Lake City way (I think).  If you are in the area, say hi! :)
Sunday, July 26th, 2009
6:17 pm
Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"I've definitely seen more flaccid anus, but this anus is still pretty flaccid."

-Dr. Westerhout, testing a possible HBC kitty's anal tone

Also, if I could go the rest of the day without accidently coping a feel off a dead dog, or accidently sticking my finger up a dog's butt, I'll be very happy.
Tuesday, July 21st, 2009
11:12 am
Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"I haven't heard from Jeff in awhile.  He's not on-line.  Guess this means we can't go to Sizzler."

Sunday, July 19th, 2009
6:42 pm
Today was super busy towards the end, at work.  I just kept bouncing from one thing to the next.

Fun stuff:

-Getting to pull blood from a dog.  I rarely/never get to do that.  I'm moving up in the world!
-My co-workers.  Always fun people.

Not so fun stuff:

-Helping to revive puppies that failed to be born and need C-sections, and failing at reviving said puppy.  Only 1 made it (so far, and it's real touch and go).
-The DOA that came in midday.  Hit by the owner in her car.  And it was a puppy.  Truly tragic.

Well, time to eat, watch some True Blood later, and sleep for like a day.  Way to busy and exhausted lately.  Someday I'll catch up with myself, lol.
Sunday, July 5th, 2009
5:25 pm
My 4th of July work week is finally over.  It's pretty much the worst holiday to work in the animal healthcare industry.  I feel bad for all those poor dogs and cats having to deal with fireworks, and running away from home and getting lost and hurt.  So many strays...sigh...I'm exhausted and have the next 3 days off (sort of, I have several continuing education classes this week. Feline/canine diseases tomorrow night and Adv. Nursing module #2 weds.)  Oh!  and I think I have 2 kickball games in Magnolia this week, Tuesday night and Thursday night!  Gonna be a busy week!   Super pumped!
Monday, June 22nd, 2009
11:29 pm
Quick update:

Been horribly sick for over a week.  Been playing on my company's kickball team for a couple weeks (1 win, 1 loss).  Boyfriend dared me to read Twilight today and bet that I'd put it down by page 15.  I stopped at 74 just to spite him.  I just can't read anymore.  Maybe someday I'll be able to explain why in an eloquent way (or make my boyfriend rewrite my scrawl), but for now I just need to sleep that schlock off.
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
5:45 pm
An update?! Whaaaa?! Must be that time of year...
So I'm finding myself with some downtime between playing some WoW and class in an hour. I started taking some CE classes through VSPN (which I get to take for free cause my boss is like a contributor or something for the organization). I'm taking the Advanced Nursing modules 1 and 2. Basically it's like tech stuff for animal emergencies. I'm really enjoying the class. I was afraid it'd be really hard (since I have like no formal critical care tech training), but I'm keeping up just fine (better than many of the tech, sadly). I think it helps that I'm immersed in the subject matter at work. My promotion to Client Liaison (like a vet assistant with specialized skills/duties, specifically anything that involves contact with the clients, like demonstrations, callbacks, updates, along with just generally assisting, like running bloodwork, holding animals, filling scripts, etc.) a few months back from the front of house has really helped.

I joined my company's kickball tieam and that should start in a couple weeks. That, combined with my gym visits, should help me get in some shape this summer. Maybe I'll get around to posting pics too (I've been feeling cute lately).

Donnie is having his last day at work today. Starting tomorrow, he'll be working from home for his company. Should be nice to not have to commute so much for him. As it is, I still have to commute from Southcenter to Northgate and back several times a week for work. We really need to get off our asses and get to movin'. A change would be nice. I'm feeling stagnant.

That's pretty much it. My life is work, home, work, home, lather, rinse, repeat. I fear I have become boring.

Speaking of fear. I found this picture today:


This thing is from the story "The Crate" from Creepshow. Scared/scares the bejeezus out of me (yes, I'm apparently a weenie). I just wanted to share/burn that image into your nightmares.
Sunday, May 24th, 2009
9:43 pm
Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"Isn't it one of the biggest disappointments in movies that the beast is more attractive than the prince he turns into."

-My boyfriend, about Beauty and the Beast
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
8:38 am
Ugh, I don't update this as much as I used to, or would like.  I still read everyone's stuff, I've just been quiet :P  Gonna try and change that.  That being said, I'm marginally better at updating my Facebook, so if you'd like, please friend me there too :)

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Current Mood: dorky
Sunday, April 12th, 2009
5:24 am
Huh, that seems high...

Your result for The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test...

Blue (450 nm)

You scored 76% self-confidence and 53% bandwidth!

Wow! You have quite a big repertoire when it comes to kinky sex. And you're probably also willing to play on either side of the fence. You should look for another Blue, or an Ultraviolet if you want to broaden your horizon. Greens may be okay as well but will probably bore you after a while. Reds are too vanilla for you.

But I promised you a more detailed analysis, so here it is. Note that most scales are twofold: There are separate values for giving (active) and receiving (passive). If you scored high on one of them, you should look for a partner who scored high on the other. If you scored high on both of them, go for someone who is similar (or for multiple partners if you're into that). If you scored low on both, this probably is not your kind of kink.

You scored 64% giving and 31% receiving on oral.

You scored 89% giving and 80% receiving on anal.

You scored 38% giving and 43% receiving on bondage.

You scored 41% giving and 38% receiving on humiliation.

You scored 22% giving and 15% receiving on pain.

You scored 45% dominance and 28% submission.

You scored 63% voyeurism and 79% exhibitionism.

Besides that, you're 19% into fetishism and 68% polysexual (i.e. interested in sex with multiple partners, whether at the same time or not). You'll probably want a partner who is similar, whether you scored high or low in these categories.

Finally, you scored 33% on autoerotic - a scale that measures your ability and/or willingness to have kinky fun without a partner. It's not exactly a matching criterion, but it's good for you if your score is high. Keep it up!

Take The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test
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Monday, April 6th, 2009
10:04 pm
Joshy's Quote of the Day:

"Get me some butter and a metal bucket, and I'm gonna go to town!"

-Robert on Hell's Kitchen talking about eating lobster (but I sooo plan on using that line whenever (in)appropriate)
Saturday, March 28th, 2009
2:34 pm
Just got back from the gym and I feel good, except for the fact that I'm freezing my ass off cause I refuse to put clothes on, the heater hasn't heated anything up yet, and my blanket is on the floor with a cat burrowed inside it and I'm too nice to take it from her :(
Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
9:38 pm
The Room WTF
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